Life has a tendency to throw up roadblocks and U-turns when and where you least expect. And things are no different when it comes to getting an erotic massage.
There is no shortage of men who have walked into a massage parlor hoping for a happy ending only to find that it’s a legit operation with nary a dirty thought in any of the masseuse’s heads. Backing out right there and then can be a bit awkward – you know they are going to giggle at your little error.
There is no chance of that happening at Sweet Touch – we are 100% dedicated to delivering only erotic massage.
But if you are too far from Sweet Touch, here is our guide to ensuring that you never have to go through the embarrassment of leaving a massage parlor before you get the release you need.
First of all analyze the external signs:
- Location – The odds are that any massage parlor in an industrial area, far away from homes and offices is going to be the naughty kind.
- Signage – Neon lights are one of the sure markers of erotic massage, especially if they spell out words like ‘Hot’, ‘Sexy’ or ‘Cum In’.
- The Name – ‘Ass-ian Heaven’ and ‘Bootylicious Bodyrub’ and similar titles are dead giveaways of erotic massage services.
Look around and make sure that you see:
- Staff – If you are greeted by an aging mam-san as disinterested girls in miniskirts lounge about filing their nails, you are in the right place.
- Customers – Not a single female client in sight? Is everyone staring at the floor, not making eye contact? You have chosen wisely.
- Rooms – Therapeutic massage parlors do not have soiled water beds as part of their décor. Any type of bed is usually a sure sign you are in the right place for some release.
You could always skip all the detective work and get right to where you know you will find the hottest girls and a guarantee you will get exactly what you want – Sweet Touch. Call or text us and book your erotic massage today.